Moon phases!

Last night I was walking down the street with my little 4 year old Katie. I looked up at the moon and said, "Oh Katie, look at the beautiful moon. It is just a tiny sliver moon tonight." Katie looked at the moon and started to laugh and said, "It looks like a toenail!"
How will I ever look at the moon in the same way again?
What kind of moon do you see tonight?
Full?  Half? or Maybe Toenail?

I Can't Find Jesus

Katie came to me on Sunday and asked if she could watch TV.  I told her we don't watch TV on Sundays. Then she asked if she could watch a movie.  I told her she could only watch the Sunday approved movies.  She asked me which ones were Sunday approved and I told her it had to be one that was about Jesus.  She went over to the shelf of videos and started crying.  "I can't find Jesus!!!"  She was very distraught and kept walking around the house screaming, "I can't find Jesus."  I looked at my husband and said, "Boy that really sums up our video collection."  Christopher suddenly came around the corner and heard her crying.  He immediately ran to her aid saying, Katie I will help you find the CHEESE IT'S."   Apparently he had heard her wrong and assumed she was hungry since he had just been eating 'Cheese It's' earlier.